Because healthcare and your safety are THE #1 priority for RRRSPPs, Ryan Rhino will require everyone (especially fat bastards) to show Junk Food Passports before any food purchase. Also, since all food will be illegal in order to save the planet (and agriculture – see point #2 here), you’ll only be able to eat vitamins… Continue reading JUNK FOOD PASSPORTS RRRSPPs (HEALTHCARE Part 2)
TOWARDS GREATER EQUALITY BETWEEN THE SEXES RRRSPPs
Equality of the sexes is THE #1 priority for all RRRSPPs! We must work towards GENUINE equality between men and women. However, the truth is that we have a long way to go, and all the other parties are completely silent on this issue! 96.4% of workplace fatalities are men. The data can be found… Continue reading TOWARDS GREATER EQUALITY BETWEEN THE SEXES RRRSPPs
WEALTH TAX RRRSPPs
Because tax is THE #1 priority RRRSPP, this policy will do better than the NDP wealth tax. For background, the NSDAP NDP want to impose a wealth tax of 1% of everything you own over $10 million CAD. See here: https://xfer.ndp.ca/2021/Commitments/Ready%20for%20Better%20-%20NDP%202021%20commitments.pdf Page 114: This is grossly unfair and is against every principle of equality and… Continue reading WEALTH TAX RRRSPPs
FREEDOM VS. SAFETY RRRSPPs
THE #1 priority RRRSPP is for SAFETY! There are too many naive people that want individual freedom and liberty to do things like go out in public, participate in society, and just generally do things that NORMAL people do. Well… the RRRSPP for that can be easily summarized… You either lose your freedoms, or you… Continue reading FREEDOM VS. SAFETY RRRSPPs
HEALTHCARE RRRSPPs Part 1
Healthcare is THE #1 priority in the RRRSPPs. When elected, Ryan Rhino will fix the healthcare crisis 1 critical piece at a time. The first step is to reduce much of the burden on healthcare by improving the overall health of Canadians. One of the most burdensome health issues in Canada is obesity. Just too… Continue reading HEALTHCARE RRRSPPs Part 1
RACIAL EQUALITY & RACIAL JUSTICE RRRSPPs
Racism is THE #1 priority for RRRSPPs. As such, Ryan Rhino will solve the problem of racism and white supremacy once and for all. When you elect me, because you don’t want to die – see my Covid policies here and here, I will make it law that all white people must identify as BIPOC,… Continue reading RACIAL EQUALITY & RACIAL JUSTICE RRRSPPs
REAL SOLUTIONS FOR MANDATORY VACCINES & VACCINE PASSPORTS RRRSPPs
Covid-19, vaccines, and vaccine passports are THE #1 RRRSP priority, and currently the sissy Liberals under Justine Castro are proposing mandatory vaccinations for people and vaccine passports in order to participate in society. This doesn’t go far enough. Firstly, it’s illegal because we currently have fundamental human rights enshrined in the Canadian Charter of Rights… Continue reading REAL SOLUTIONS FOR MANDATORY VACCINES & VACCINE PASSPORTS RRRSPPs
COVID MASKS RRRSPPs
The Liberals will introduce vaccine passports and mandatory vaccinations. Ryan the Renegade Rhino will build back better than that! Here’s one part of the plan! PERMANENTLY WELD MASKS ON PEOPLE’S FACES Bane in Batman, Cobra Commander, Jim Carey in The Mask, Jason in Halloween, Spiderman (yes, J Jonah Jameson was right – Spiderman is a… Continue reading COVID MASKS RRRSPPs
CLIMATE CATASTROPHE RRRSPPs
The environment is THE top #1 priority RRRSPP! The world is about to end, and only Ryan the Renegade Rhino is brave enough to put forward bold solutions to save us from the fiery inferno death that awaits us! Exterminate all ants: Ants produce 10x the CO2 of all human activity. Ban agriculture: Agriculture accounts… Continue reading CLIMATE CATASTROPHE RRRSPPs
Ryan the Renegade Rhino Smyth’s Platforms & Policies
Ryan the Renegade Rhino Smyth’s Platforms & Policies (RRRSPPs – like the financial instrument, but better) are THE most important platforms and policies for everyone. They’re divided into nice bite-sized chunks (actually, it’s puree like Pablum for infants) so that the common electorate plebs & serfs can easily digest it.