Also, since all food will be illegal in order to save the planet (and agriculture – see point #2 here), you’ll only be able to eat vitamins (point #2). However, many vitamins contain sugar because just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. Fatties and those without Junk Food Passports won’t be able to purchase gummi vitamins or anything like that.
- TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS: Only between your bedroom and bathroom (we don’t want you shitting the bed like most politicians do). (NOTE: This has the added benefit of saving costs by not issuing vaccine passports because you can’t even leave your house. You should vote for me because I’m just so damn smart. There isn’t a single other politician that has proposed this much less even thought of it!)
This policy will help the health of all Canadians and eliminate the obesity crisis.
Your safety is my #1 priority!
Really! This is all about YOUR safety! See my RRRSPP about safety here. Because I KNOW you want to be safe!
If you don’t vote for me to KEEP YOU SAFE, you’ll get super fat and Covid will kill you to death and you’ll die! Remember, Ryan Rhino is your only hope!