Because healthcare and your safety are THE #1 priority for RRRSPPs, Ryan Rhino will require everyone (especially fat bastards) to show Junk Food Passports before any food purchase. 

It’s sad being a Fat Bastard, so get your Junk Food Passport NOW! Or not.

Also, since all food will be illegal in order to save the planet (and agriculture – see point #2 here), you’ll only be able to eat vitamins (point #2). However, many vitamins contain sugar because just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. Fatties and those without Junk Food Passports won’t be able to purchase gummi vitamins or anything like that. 

For those worried about Vaccine Passports, have no fear. I addressed that concern already in my FREEDOM VS SAFETY RRRSPPs under “Travel Restrictions”:

  • TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS: Only between your bedroom and bathroom (we don’t want you shitting the bed like most politicians do). (NOTE: This has the added benefit of saving costs by not issuing vaccine passports because you can’t even leave your house. You should vote for me because I’m just so damn smart. There isn’t a single other politician that has proposed this much less even thought of it!)

This policy will help the health of all Canadians and eliminate the obesity crisis. 

Your safety is my #1 priority!

Really! This is all about YOUR safety! See my RRRSPP about safety here. Because I KNOW you want to be safe!

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. — H.L. Mencken

If you don’t vote for me to KEEP YOU SAFE, you’ll get super fat and Covid will kill you to death and you’ll die! Remember, Ryan Rhino is your only hope!

Ryan Rhino is your only hope!


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