Healthcare is THE #1 priority in the RRRSPPs.

When elected, Ryan Rhino will fix the healthcare crisis 1 critical piece at a time. The first step is to reduce much of the burden on healthcare by improving the overall health of Canadians. 

One of the most burdensome health issues in Canada is obesity. Just too darn many of you are Fat Bastards!

As such, when elected, Ryan Rhino will:

  • Ban food and make food illegal. People just eat too much and get fat.
  • Replace food with vitamins. Y’all aren’t taking your vitamins.

This will eliminate the obesity epidemic and improve healthcare in Canada.

Remember, government knows best, and whatever it does is for your own good. And if you don’t elect me, you’ll get fat, get Covid, and DIE!


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