Most people don’t enjoy lying, and even with good intentions, lying to children still doesn’t seem quite right. So how can you tell a kid that Santa does exist and remain truthful? It’s surprisingly easier than one might expect, and certainly makes more sense than to deny his existence. First, it helps to understand the… Continue reading Santa Claus exists, and so does the Easter Bunny!
Year: 2012
Pulling a Fellow from a Burning Wreck
I need to get some thoughts down while they’re still fresh enough for me to remember. The other night I was working on some material for Samsung’s Family Story service when I heard some loud, dull thudding noises. I figured that maybe a car in the parking lot adjacent to where we live had hit… Continue reading Pulling a Fellow from a Burning Wreck
Cheap, Organic Drain Cleaner
Clogged drains are a pain, and nobody really wants to use toxic drain cleaners that are powerful to strip the flesh from your fingers. Having tried an “environmentally friendly” drain cleaner that was $20 for a small container, I can attest to the fact that it didn’t work at all, and I was forced back… Continue reading Cheap, Organic Drain Cleaner
Recover Lost FreeNAS User and Password
“Brute Force FreeNAS” is a simple, quick utility to get back a forgotten user name and password. It works very simply. You must enter a list of possible user names that you had for your FreeNAS and a list of possible passwords. The utility then combines them all (in a Cartesian product) and brute forces… Continue reading Recover Lost FreeNAS User and Password
Hacking Data from Web Sites
Sometimes I hate “the cloud”, and other times I love it. One thing I really love about the cloud is that it is more often than not just storage with no actual computing. This makes it much nicer when web sites try to hide data from you, because they simply put the data in the… Continue reading Hacking Data from Web Sites
On What Planet is it OK to Use Violence in Large Groups?
On what planet is it OK to use violence in large groups by proxy, but not OK to use violence individually and directly? Answer: Earth Government *is* violence. Today, most laws are violent.
IP Porn – Hot Tech-On-Tech Action!
The world of hot tech-on-tech pron is never ending. Our next bout of hot & saucy action comes (cums?) from Microsoft spewing on the backs of Google after fucking with Motorola… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/12/microsoft-google-motorola-android_n_1962383.html?utm_hp_ref=technology The patent in question defines a method for a mobile device to obtain a map from one database, call up resource information such… Continue reading IP Porn – Hot Tech-On-Tech Action!
Robosoft for Beginners
Software Marketing with Robosoft For years RoboSoft has been the single most effective 1-stop way to promote software. If it isn’t already a part of your software marketing, it should be. If it is a part of your software marketing, there are most likely areas where you can squeeze quite a bit more juice out… Continue reading Robosoft for Beginners
Frank’s Dogs
Graham had heard all about “Frank’s Dogs” from a bunch of friends that were raving about them. Kim had raved to Graham, “The best hotdog you’ll ever taste!” And that was probably the worst thing Graham had heard. But the county fair didn’t come around more than once a year, and this time, Graham was… Continue reading Frank’s Dogs
Celebrate the 200th Anniversary of the War of 1812. Burn Down the White House. AGAIN!
I think I have the perfect way to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the war of 1812 (click for larger version): Burn down the White House. Again.